If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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