All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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