lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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