need another drink. this is the easiest way
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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