he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.