just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf