Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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