You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
dude i'm inner monologue high
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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