this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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