I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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