no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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