Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Still dying that you shit outside
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
