You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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