He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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