OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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