So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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