tell your sister to shave her snatch
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
this is an emotional support booty call
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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