Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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