We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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