so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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