She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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