She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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