She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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