Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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