You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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