Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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