Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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