You don't have asthma, your pregnant
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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