"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?