LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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