the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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