my soul wont recognize me after tonight
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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