Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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