theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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