I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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