I think im going to throw up on grandma
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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