I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
The air taste purple.
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