ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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