is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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