If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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