Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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