I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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