talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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