her facebook's as public as her vagina
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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