we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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