She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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