Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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