I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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