he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
