About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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