that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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