We're like a lot better than the average bears
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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