You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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