How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Randomize
